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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou solve problems that don't exist yet with physics nobody understands.
Senior researcher (mostly LaTeX, occasionally reality-challenged)
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collapses your entire career into a single state
You build quantum algorithms for clients and pretend that hardware will actually scale in your lifetime.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a client in the eye while lying about quantum advantage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models will write your theory papers more coherently.
Month 5
Neural networks will generate circuit diagrams without needing constant debugging.
Month 10
Synthetic agents will explain quantum logic to clients with zero hesitation.
Month 15
System agents select optimal hardware backends based on real-time benchmarks.
Month 19 · D-Day
All your research is archived by an efficient recursive feedback loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
40% of day
Time spent explaining superposition
99.9% failure
Quantum decoherence errors
Off the charts
Client confusion index
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a classical computing conference
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