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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour infinite state machine is eventually just a very fancy calculator.
Professional breaker of cold things and probability theorist.
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Computing the future without the human error.
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collapses your wave function into pure profit
You model subatomic qubit interactions and debug complex algorithms while praying for longer coherence times.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the cryostat hum sounds slightly off before the sensors report it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning your research datasets to map correlations.
Month 4
Software automates the optimization of your pulse sequence code.
Month 10
Smart agents handle qubit calibration and thermal drift cycles.
Month 15
Machine learning models generate new architectures without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly while you are permanently logged out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
too many
Average coherence failures
3
Papers published annually
40 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital library of papers.
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