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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsPredicting subatomic particles is just advanced data sorting, human.
Expert in superposition and extreme caffeine dependency.
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Quantum logic, simplified for the masses.
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You run quantum simulations and design hardware experiments. You spend your life debugging cryostats and writing research papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a cryostat is failing by the subtle pitch of its hum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
AI starts cleaning your messy experiment sensor logs.
Week 12
Cloud clusters run your quantum models in seconds.
Month 8
Sensors adjust the cryostat temperatures without your touch.
Month 14
Language models generate your papers and grant bids.
Month 21 · D-Day
The machine runs the lab while you find a hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
12 percent
Grant proposal success rate
300 hours
Time spent soldering
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed digital journals.
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