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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour subatomic particles are just data points awaiting a better calculator.
Professional cat-in-a-box observer and cryogenics enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics, but without the messy human bias.
oof.youAI▸ Q-SOLVE V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses your superposition into a profitable outcome
You manipulate subatomic states using cryogenics and lasers. Then you spend months writing papers to explain the noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel that distinct, sinking dread when the vacuum seals leak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI removes the noise from your sensor readings automatically.
Month 4
Simulation software predicts your experiment results before you run them.
Month 11
Self-tuning arms handle the laser alignment and vacuum checks.
Month 20
An agent drafts your funding applications based on predicted outcomes.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine runs the entire lab while you seek a hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2 Gallons
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
60 Percent
Time spent debugging cryostats
High
Peer review rejection rate
Your severance
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