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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling imaginary physics to VCs is easier for a language model.
Professional slide-deck architect and venture capital whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated visionary bullshit at scale.
nom.you▸ PITCHENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks that never crash
You spend your time pitching unproven hardware to investors and managing research teams. Your existence is essentially a bridge between venture capital and actual physics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human investor with authentic-looking eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM generates your pitch decks, optimizing for maximum buzzwords and investor excitement.
Month 5
Bot agents replace your email networking by cold-messaging VCs with hyper-personalized funding hooks.
Month 12
Deepfake avatars of you conduct initial VC meetings, eliminating your need to be present.
Month 16
Financial algorithms cut your headcount, leaving only the robots who actually build the sensors.
Year 2 · D-Day
The startup is fully automated, and your equity is converted into useless server uptime credits.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2
Pivot frequency per quarter
0.02%
Confidence in roadmap
94%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying Open To Work forever.
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