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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour visionary pitch deck is just a future training set for us.
Serial founder, pivot enthusiast, professional slide-deck wordsmith.
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You chase venture capital to fund R&D for atomic-scale measurement devices. You manage investor relations and technical roadmaps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to board members with a smile that looks actually genuine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our model generates perfect, personalized slide decks for every VC.
Month 5
Algorithms optimize your remaining runway by firing underperforming research labs.
Month 13
Sensors are developed via generative design instead of manual trial.
Year 1.9
The AI board members realize they do not need a CEO.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the company equity portal is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4
Funding rounds bypassed
1200
Investor meetings avoided
Hourly
Pivot frequency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed product.
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