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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build complex circuits that will eventually just be logic puzzles.
Quantum enthusiast, currently debugging reality.
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Quantum logic, but actually consistent.
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optimizes quantum gates in nanoseconds
You write code for quantum algorithms and manage cryogenic qubit stability. You fix decoherence errors in messy environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain why the simulation result is actually nonsense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors identify optimal gate parameters faster than human trial.
Month 4
Models predict decoherence points and patch them automatically.
Month 8
Algorithms write optimized quantum code from plain English requirements.
Month 12
Software manages all physical qubit tuning across cloud clusters.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine eliminates the need for human quantum debugging entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
128 plus
Qubits managed
too many
Decoherence crashes
lethally high
Coffee consumed
Your severance
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