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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksA imaginary job for a timeline that refuses to be scheduled.
Professional dreamer with a flair for the science-fictional.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing time loops that do not exist yet.
help!youAI▸ CHRONOS-VOID 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
collapses your job into a singularity
This role does not exist because time travel is not currently an industrial process. You are unclassified.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the wild imagination required to invent a career out of thin air.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We confirm that you are definitely not a real police officer.
Day 8
Your job description is moved to the Creative Writing folder.
Week 2
The AI calculates that your role provides zero market utility.
Week 3
Your professional status fades into a distant memory.
Week 4 · D-Day
You are officially declared a civilian with a great imagination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Timelines patrolled
Zero
Quantum paradoxes
Imaginary
Hourly wage
Your severance
A one-way ticket to 1995.
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