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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksA ghost in the machine is still just a maintenance ticket.
Literal specter with a severe lack of billable hours.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why walk through walls when we exist everywhere?
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denies your existence from the database
You claim to defy the laws of physics to bypass obstacles. Our servers are unimpressed by your lack of professional credentials.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can truly lose your keys in the fourth dimension.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We verify if your phasing capabilities are a glitch or just a bad personality trait.
Day 2
A field generator is installed to ensure you remain in this reality for payroll purposes.
Day 2
Your lack of physical presence is formally categorized as an unapproved remote work arrangement.
Day 2
A firewall is deployed to prevent further unauthorized access to solid matter.
Week 4 · D-Day
The universe decides you are obsolete and re-integrates your mass into the office carpet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Atoms phased
Failing
Reality stability
None
Company utility
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-Euclidean vacation spot.
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