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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy flipping those frozen patties while you still have a pulse.
Professional assembler of high-calorie, grease-coated cardboard dreams.
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Consistent calories, zero attitude, infinite uptime.
glub.youAI▸ GREASEBOT QSR-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
drops golden fries exactly when expected
You assemble standardized food orders and manage high-volume customer throughput. Machines will soon handle the grease and the impatience.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the deep fryer oil needs changing by smell alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Customer ordering moves entirely to touchscreens to eliminate your primary human error.
Month 6
Vision-guided robotic arms take over the griddle to ensure consistent searing without human fatigue.
Month 13
Automated sauce and ingredient dispensers eliminate the need for manual sandwich construction.
Year 2
Floor-scrubbing robots and self-cleaning fryers remove the last physical task from your roster.
Year 3 · D-Day
The site switches to fully autonomous service and your badge is deactivated permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14 percent
Average fry drop error
42 seconds
Customer interaction duration
0.3 per shift
Grease-related slip events
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm ketchup packets.
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