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Will AI replace R&D Consultant jobs? · Latest report #9fwajn75
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling insights that usually end up in a PowerPoint graveyard.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet wizard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides built faster than you can bill.
oof.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-GPT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite market research reports
You synthesize industry trends and technical data into slide decks for executives to ignore during expensive offsite meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrapers collect all relevant industry trends without any human input.
Month 3
Algorithms turn raw data into professional slides with zero fluff.
Month 8
An AI agent presents the findings directly to the stakeholders.
Month 15
Self-optimizing models adjust the roadmap based on real-time feedback.
Month 21 · D-Day
The consulting firm is now just a server running autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Slide count per hour
99%
Billable hour waste
High
Buzzword density
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own slide templates.
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