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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour desk clutter masks the fact that your job is just Excel.
Professional breaker of expensive things and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stop breaking prototypes and start outputting results.
stretchy.youAI▸ SIMUCORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand iterations before you yawn
You run physical prototypes and crunch data to iterate on designs. Soon, simulations will do the testing for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which bolt will strip when you force the fit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Sensors now pipe test results directly into the cloud database.
Month 5
Software spits out hundreds of structural variants in seconds.
Month 10
Simulation software predicts failure so you stop breaking prototypes.
Month 16
Inventory systems order prototype parts based on simulation needs.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system designs, builds, and tests itself without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
89 percent
Prototypes broken by error
120,000
Spreadsheet rows per week
Your severance
One free subscription to a CAD software you hate.
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