Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace R&D Engineer Coordinator jobs? · Latest report #88k6mpxz
Your job has an expiration date
November 10, 2028
In 2 yearsYour complex coordination is just a fancy queue management problem.
Professional cat-herder of brilliant but difficult technical experts.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Eliminating human friction from the design cycle.
glub.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches project timelines in real time
You shuffle project status updates between engineering teams and pretend that aligning schedules constitutes actual productive work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the quiet panic of a lead engineer on a Friday night.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers read all Jira tickets to report progress automatically.
Month 4
Machine vision monitors team velocity and flags slow departments immediately.
Month 10
Large language models handle all coordination calls with human teams.
Month 16
Smart software agents assign tasks directly to individual engineer workstations.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the project planning interface is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
1,200 annually
Meetings attended
42 percent
Human error rate
90 liters
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
Discussion
