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Will AI replace R&D Engineering Supervisor jobs? · Latest report #2uv5iew9
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou manage the people who build things that will replace you.
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Management that never needs a performance review.
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reallocates team capacity during your lunch break
You track engineering sprints and approve budget requests for prototypes. You translate impossible board-level deadlines into developer tasks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of impending doom on a tired engineer's project plan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automatically parses Slack to update project status boards for you.
Month 5
An algorithm starts assigning tasks based on historical engineer output speed.
Month 13
The AI runs morning standups by querying each developer's recent commit history.
Year 1.9
Autonomous agents approve all hardware requisitions without human oversight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the AI proves it manages itself better.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
24/7
Jira ticket velocity
0.00% error
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