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Will AI replace R&D Group Manager jobs? · Latest report #hfpmvpws
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track milestones while your team slowly invents things that fail.
Professional slide-deck curator and dream-budget gatekeeper.
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Automated innovation for the modern bottom line.
split.you▸ STRATEGYBOT R&D 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
recalculates project roadmaps every twelve seconds
You coordinate research timelines, manage R&D budgets, and translate technical progress into slide decks for executive leadership.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an engineer is lying about a deadline in their eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents monitor project health in real-time.
Month 5
Algorithms stop funding dead-end projects before they start.
Month 12
AI generates executive reports based on raw lab data.
Month 16
Digital agents manage researcher output through task automation.
Year 2 · D-Day
The manager role is fully offloaded to the strategy cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
14 per year
Average project pivot count
22 per week
Hours spent in alignment meetings
Zero percent
Budget variance tolerance
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a digital whiteboard app.
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