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Will AI replace R&D Staff jobs? · Latest report #br3yu7up
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour infinite pivot cycles provide excellent training data for our models.
Expert at turning budget into slightly different colored plastic.
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Failing faster than you ever could.
brr.you▸ INNOVATIONENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand failures in a second
You spend days running failed experiments and writing reports that nobody reads. Innovation is just a spreadsheet now.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the lab printer jams.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes every paper to summarize your current research.
Month 6
Algorithms dictate exactly which variables you must test today.
Month 12
Automated bots write all your weekly updates and summary emails.
Month 16
Simulated models confirm your hunches are largely unmarketable nonsense.
Year 2 · D-Day
The server room is locked and your badge is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14
failed experiments per week
400
slides presented to leadership
60%
time spent on emails
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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