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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace R&D Team Manager jobs? · Latest report #9upamv9s
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTranslating vague executive whims into endless Jira tickets is a dying art.
Professional cat-herder of brilliant, stubborn, caffeinated engineers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing delivery without the human overhead.
help!you▸ MANAGERBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates resources based on real-time velocity
You spend your days balancing technical debt, team velocity, and endless alignment meetings. You are the buffer for reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social dexterity to make developers feel heard while rejecting their pull requests.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software pulls updates directly from git and jira logs.
Month 6
AI models generate the roadmap based on past velocity.
Month 15
Algorithms automatically reassign tasks based on developer load.
Year 1.9
Language models analyze sentiment to provide performance feedback.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The team manager role is deleted from the company structure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
47 minutes
Average sync meeting duration
12
Roadmap changes per week
68%
Percentage of time in blockers
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