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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are a biological error that requires too much high-quality alfalfa.
Natural predator-avoidance specialist with severe dietary restrictions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Static, silent, and entirely made of synthetic fur.
squeeze.youAI▸ LAGOMORPH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
twitchy nose logic simulation
You spend your days chewing grass and frantically avoiding being eaten. A furry, twitchy, non-productive mess.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine talent for looking surprised by your own existence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We replace your erratic behavior with a perfectly calculated, non-twitching screensaver.
Day 2
Sensors now replicate the smell of grass without the need for an actual rabbit.
Day 2
Robotic cushions replace the need for your clumsy, uncoordinated jumping movements.
Day 2
We coat all wiring in industrial plastic that even your teeth cannot penetrate.
Day 3 · D-Day
All biological functions are terminated in favor of a quiet, static, and cheap decorative figurine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02%
Daily hop efficiency
600
Chew cycles per hour
Sub-millisecond
Fear response latency
Your severance
One complimentary crate of premium, dust-free timothy hay.
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