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October 21, 2033
In 7 yearsYou spend your days cleaning hutches while the market moves on.
Professional rabbit whisperer and professional floor cleaner.
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Total burrow automation for peace of mind.
oof.youAI▸ BUNNYBOT CARE-SYSTEM X▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses health declines before they become visible
You manage social groups, clean enclosures, monitor health, and administer medications for rescued rabbits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a rabbit's subtle mood shift through its ear position from across the room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors track rabbit health and activity levels in real time.
Year 3.3
Robot arms clean and sanitize enclosures without human intervention.
Year 5
Automated dispensers provide exact nutritional portions for every rabbit.
Year 6
Algorithms select the perfect home based on personality data.
Year 7 · D-Day
The sanctuary goes fully autonomous and you are retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
40 kilograms
Daily carrot intake
Maximal
Sanctuary mess level
Unmanageable
Fur per square inch
Your severance
Two tons of premium hay and a gentle nudge.
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