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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling ghost frequencies to businesses that already prefer social media ads.
Professional door-opener and airtime peddler.
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Closing the deal before the phone rings.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADPITCH-AUTO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates renewals with real-time conversion data
You cold call local businesses to pitch airtime spots and negotiate annual advertising contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a business owner is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The CRM begins tracking your conversion rates and pitch patterns.
Month 5
Software identifies local businesses with the highest likelihood to convert.
Month 10
Businesses now negotiate rates directly through our automated bidding interface.
Month 15
AI generates bespoke media kits in seconds based on local trends.
Month 21 · D-Day
The platform closes deals automatically, making your sales role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
45
Cold calls per day
3k
Average deal size
High
Coffee intake level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own radio station.
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