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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour personality is just a series of audio waveforms waiting for deletion.
Master of the mid-morning monologue and studio mic gain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic charm for a captive audience.
glub.youAI▸ VOXPOPULA-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite hours of synthetic banter
You conduct interviews, record segments, and curate audio content. Then you play it for people who aren't listening.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if a guest is lying by the subtle tremor in their voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your archives are ingested to train the synthetic anchor module.
Month 4
AI starts writing your show segments based on trending topics.
Month 8
Language models begin conducting the interviews without needing a moderator.
Month 12
The system can now mimic your laugh and awkward pauses perfectly.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your microphone is permanently unplugged in favor of the digital stream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
140%
Average ego inflation
0.02%
Listenership during ads
42 per hour
Interviews interrupted by self
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own archived dead air.
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