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Will AI replace Radio News Presenter jobs? · Latest report #ja6b5wms
Your job has an expiration date
December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsYour voice is just a waveform we already cloned yesterday.
Professional reader of scripts written by robots.
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Perfect cadence for the perfect listener.
ow.youAI▸ VOXBOT BROADCAST ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers breaking news before the event happens
You read pre-written scripts over audio beds and manage live studio levels during short, hourly news updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose exactly when to pause for dramatic effect during a disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI gathers raw wire news and formats it for broadcast.
Month 3
The system learns your specific cadence and pacing patterns.
Month 8
AI starts reading news updates while you just sit there.
Month 12
Software takes over the faders and ad insertion triggers.
Month 14 · D-Day
The studio light turns off for you and stays on.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
14 too many
Average breaths per minute
4 cups/shift
Coffee consumption rate
0.0001 percent
Studio mic usage
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a text-to-speech engine.
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