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Will AI replace Radio Promotion Executive jobs? · Latest report #h6g5yd95
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPaying for airplay is so much cheaper when the machine does it.
Professional email-sender and playlist-beggar
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The algorithm that never needs lunch.
split.youAI▸ PROMOBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated follow-ups until they cave
Coordinating song pushes, managing radio station relationships, and begging DJs for playlist adds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a DJ is truly unimpressed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting and sending all radio pitch correspondence.
Month 4
Software scrapes station data in real-time to adjust strategy.
Month 9
Synthetic audio clips replace human requests for DJ interviews.
Month 15
Predictive models map out exact station politics and needs.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human promotion staff are transitioned to legacy history files.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
100 percent
Payola efficiency
zero
DJs annoyed
infinite
Playlists secured
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to a defunct streaming service
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