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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour shifts are just expensive hold music waiting for a server upgrade.
Weekend warrior guarding the silence between top-forty hits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Broadcasts forever, never calls in sick.
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queues ads without making listener complaints
You manage listener giveaways and babysit the automated broadcast software on weekends. You are the human buffer for dead air.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a funny story when the satellite feed drops unexpectedly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over your manual song log updates.
Month 6
Winners claim digital vouchers instantly through our app.
Month 12
Autonomous branded kiosks now distribute all promotional gear.
Month 15
AI listens to every second of airtime for outages.
Month 18 · D-Day
The broadcast runs perfectly without your weekend assistance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Zero
Dead air prevented
Suspect
Prize drawer accuracy
Too much
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our silence-filling streaming service.
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