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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour analog soul is just a frequency that we can easily jam.
Herder of amateur DJs and patch-cable enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect rotation, zero student drama.
bzzt.youAI▸ BROADCASTAUTONOMA V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes accidental dead air instantly
You juggle student DJ egos and fix rusted transmitters. You keep a dying signal broadcasting to empty hallways.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which button to wiggle when the transmitter hums in protest.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Software replaces your spreadsheet of student volunteer shifts.
Month 4
Sensors detect transmitter heat before you even smell smoke.
Month 8
Algorithm generates playlists that never offend the FCC.
Month 13
Remote diagnosis fixes signal drops faster than you can travel.
Month 18 · D-Day
The station runs perfectly without a single human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4 per week
Student DJ meltdowns managed
120 monthly
Transmitter downtime minutes
Under 15
Listeners outside the building
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired station branded bumper stickers.
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