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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthClimbing two thousand feet to change a lightbulb is incredibly inefficient.
Professional altitude enthusiast with an expensive fear of insurance.
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Automated illumination for the lonely heights.
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replaces beacon bulbs during high-altitude gales
Scaling telecommunication masts to perform light bulb replacements and structural integrity checks. You are essentially a glorified, high-altitude janitor with expensive insurance premiums.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can distinguish bird nests from actual structural rust.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Install vibration and light intensity sensors to identify outages without human intervention.
Month 11
Deploy LIDAR-equipped drones to perform structural integrity scans formerly requiring human climbing.
Month 23
Implement magnetic docking stations at bulb housings to allow drones to secure themselves.
Year 2.8
Utilize robotic arms to unscrew failed components while the drone maintains a hover.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human climbers are retired as the fleet of autonomous drones manages the entire nationwide network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
45 knots
Average Wind Tolerance
High
Climbing Fatigue Rate
Sub-optimal
Bulb Replacement Efficiency
Your severance
A vintage harness and a map of local stairs.
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