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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsWalking laps around a stadium is a terrible way to lose weight.
Professional stadium wanderer and stadium-stair endurance athlete.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated gambling at every stadium seat.
blub.you▸ TICKETVEND-BOT X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes payments while blocking the aisle
You walk the stadium concourse cold-approaching fans to sell raffle tickets. It involves endless stairs and repetitive sales pitches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which fan has had enough beer to buy a ticket.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Stadium apps enable fans to buy entries directly from their seats.
Month 4
Fixed automated kiosks appear near every concession stand exit.
Month 10
Cameras track high-traffic zones to optimize digital billboard raffle ads.
Month 16
Rolling robotic carts replace manual sales during halftime breaks.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Stadium human sales bans are enforced to reduce concourse congestion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
22,000
Steps walked per shift
96 percent
Average rejection rate
1,200 kcal
Total stadium calories burned
Your severance
A lifetime supply of stadium hot dog coupons.
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