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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour manufactured outrage is just data for a faster model.
Professional architect of internet comment section dumpster fires.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating synthetic fury at lightspeed.
oof.youAI▸ OUTRAGEGEN V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers algorithm-shifting comment section wars
You write inflammatory posts to trigger clicks and engagement. Algorithms will soon automate the anger cycle perfectly.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the authentic, pathetic bitterness required to make a truly believable toxic tweet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify high-conflict keywords faster than human intuition.
Week 9
Language models write more inflammatory content in milliseconds.
Month 3
Bot networks provide initial friction to jumpstart virality.
Month 5
System adjusts phrasing based on real-time sentiment analysis.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human input becomes statistically irrelevant to the outrage cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
82 percent
Click-through rate
Zero
Human emotional effort
Unlimited
Troll capacity
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a therapy app.
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