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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell destruction, but you are just a glorified janitor with goggles.
Professional debris logistics technician for recreational property destruction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Smash anything without the janitorial headache.
oof.youAI▸ FURYDUMP V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
vacuums glass shards while you watch
You supervise people smashing televisions and ceramics while you sweep up the sharp, dangerous debris afterward.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a customer is about to throw a sledgehammer at the wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Ceiling cameras replace your eyes to monitor swing safety.
Month 4
Vending machines dispense sanitized jumpsuits to remove human help.
Month 13
Industrial floor tracks now automatically drag out broken junk.
Year 1.9
An app locks the room until the liability contract signs.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The automated room reboots and leaves you with a broom.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
40,000
Average glass shards per day
99%
Sweeping effort index
High
Wasted human patience
Your severance
A blunt hammer and a lifetime supply of tape.
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