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May 18, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsMoving trains via spreadsheet while claiming to innovate the entire industry.
Professional architect of complex, expensive, and delayed travel plans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics without the human ego.
split.youAI▸ TRACKMASTER-AI 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises regional schedules to avoid all humans
You oversee massive logistics, manage complex union contracts, and pretend that train delays are acts of god.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist with a straight face during a strike.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI begins reading all historical track and delay data daily.
Month 9
Software proposes budgets that outperform your current fiscal year.
Month 21
Contracts are negotiated by an algorithm that never sleeps.
Year 2.5
Sensors take over all decisions on where to repair tracks.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The board replaces your office with a cooling fan array.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
99.9%
Delay blame efficiency
400
Quarterly board slides
8,000
Union emails ignored
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, automated desert.
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