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March 16, 2028
In 17 monthsYour spreadsheets for train driver wages are now just historical fanfiction.
The human bridge between complex shift work and databases.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating train wages with perfect inhuman coldness.
bzzt.youAI▸ TRACKPAY AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire rail networks in milliseconds
You track railway staff hours and resolve complex payroll disputes for shift workers. You spend all day in databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a shift worked on a bank holiday counts differently.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors automatically pull all clock-in times directly from train terminals.
Month 4
Smart software reads union contracts to calculate pay rates without errors.
Month 8
A chatbot manages all payroll queries and provides instant tax explanations.
Month 13
Direct links between payroll and bank accounts remove your manual approval.
Month 17 · D-Day
The system runs perfectly without you and your account is disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
70 percent
Time spent fixing shift errors
12 liters
Coffee consumed per pay cycle
402
Spreadsheets abandoned
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a town with no trains.
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