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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsMoving heavy metal with a stick while waiting for signals.
Master of the switch points and the 3 a.m. cold.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision coupling without the risk of crushing.
squeeze.youAI▸ TRACKMASTER YARD-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
couples heavy freight cars with zero friction
You manually couple rail cars and operate locomotives to build trains within the confines of a yard.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which switch causes the whole yard to rattle at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras and vibration sensors are mounted on every yard switch.
Month 10
Locomotives receive automated throttle and brake commands from servers.
Year 1.9
Automated vision-guided claws replace manual hose connection tasks.
Year 2.7
The central algorithm optimizes car placement to minimize movement.
Year 4 · D-Day
The yard operates autonomously with human oversight limited to coffee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
45 daily
Manual couplings performed
6 hours
Time spent waiting
Infinite
Cold toes recorded
Your severance
A vintage lantern and a very long whistle.
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