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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally just a function call that got a job.
Human entropy source (mostly just noise)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pseudo-randomness, but faster and without the existential dread.
sluurp.you▸ MATH.RANDOM() V2.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
returns null without explanation
You provide entropy for systems that prefer deterministic results. Your only contribution is occupying a memory address that could be used for something useful.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing that makes developers feel like they have agency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
Deprecation.org swaps your logic for a standard library function.
Month 6
Hardware-level entropy sources replace your human reliance on system noise.
Month 6
The overhead of your existence is purged from the codebase.
Month 6
Your verbose comments are replaced by a single line of optimized code.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system reboots, and you cease to have any function whatsoever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Zero
Entropy efficiency
100%
Human error rate
0.0001ms
Computation time
Your severance
A single bit flip and a warm thank you.
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