Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Rare Fish Marketer jobs? · Latest report #6ufwrrmg
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your hobby of overpriced guppies into a cold data point.
Professional hype-man for things that live in glass boxes.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfecting the supply chain of rare aquatic pets.
help!youAI▸ FINSCALE MARKET ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes rare breeding auctions in real time
You hunt for niche ornamental fish listings and manage buyer hype on social channels. Soon, algorithms do the selling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely tell which fish is grumpy just by looking at its fins.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Bots track every rare fish sale across the entire globe.
Month 4
AI predicts which fish species will trend next month.
Month 8
Algorithms write all the social hype you currently struggle over.
Month 12
Machine-led ads reach collectors before they even know they're interested.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Millions hourly
Fish photos processed
Zero percent
Human emotional connection
Stabilized instantly
Market price volatility
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital koi pond screensaver.
Discussion
