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October 17, 2046
In 20 yearsA crusade against the inevitable, one squeaky protest at a time.
Professional champion of the city's most misunderstood basement dwellers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing the narrative of urban vermin.
bzzt.youAI▸ RODENT-PR-BOT V.9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
manipulates public sympathy via deepfake rat videos
Advocating for the welfare and public perception of rodents in urban environments. You spend your days fighting municipal extermination policies and organizing community awareness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a city health inspector in the eye without crashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated scraping tools will begin monitoring all city health department social media and policy logs.
Month 16
Natural language models will generate perfectly calibrated, empathetic content to shift public opinion more effectively than humans.
Year 5
Algorithms will automatically identify key municipal influencers and target them with high-pressure digital campaign blitzes.
Year 12
Deployable swarm drones will replicate picket line presence, outlasting human activists in any weather condition.
Year 20 · D-Day
The entire advocacy function is moved to a low-cost, high-efficiency cloud server that never feels the need to protest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42:1
Average squeak-to-protest ratio
0.02%
Municipal policy shift probability
114
Rat-related emails sent daily
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium organic rat chow.
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