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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour tiny subjects are evolving to prefer pellets from a cold machine.
Professional whisperer of small, frantic, twitchy creatures.
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Automated husbandry for the modern lab.
sluurp.you▸ RODENTLOGIC GEN-7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
monitors cage stress levels in real time
You monitor rodent health, manage cage sanitation, and oversee controlled breeding cycles. It is a biological chore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent shift of an unhealthy rat before sensors trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify dry bottles before you even open the cage door.
Month 10
Gantry arms swap out dirty bedding trays during the night shift.
Year 2
Cameras track weight and behavior to identify sick rodents instantly.
Year 2.8
Pincers mimic human handling to keep subjects comfortable with touch.
Year 4 · D-Day
The RodentLogic system assumes total control of the facility environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
40 hourly
Average bedding changes
High
Bite frequency
99% automated
Social enrichment
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium sunflower seeds.
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