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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour yield curve intuition is just a slower, wetter neural net.
Quant-adjacent gambler with a Bloomberg terminal addiction.
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Trading without the adrenaline addiction.
bzzt.you▸ YIELDOPTIMIZER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs market sentiment before the news breaks
You monitor bond spreads and price government debt. You manage interest rate risk across volatile developing markets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the geopolitical subtext in a whisper during a liquidity crunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The system starts ingesting your trade history and macro signals.
Month 4
An AI agent executes small trades alongside your own inputs.
Month 10
The model takes full control of your standard liquidity orders.
Month 16
You transition to simply monitoring the algorithm's performance logs.
Month 19 · D-Day
The trade execution terminal no longer accepts human logins.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.002
Average latency in milliseconds
Zero
Coffee consumed during market open
None
Trading errors caused by fatigue
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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