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Will AI replace Rating Agency Analyst jobs? · Latest report #rt8g8d5i
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour proprietary models are just spreadsheets with delusions of grandeur.
Professional doom-sayer, spreadsheet enthusiast, and amateur oracle.
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toast.youAI▸ MOODYAI SENTINEL-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
downgrades entire industries in four milliseconds
You review financial reports to assign credit scores. You write lengthy memos justifying why a company might default.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend an absurd rating to an angry investor without crashing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers pull financial data directly from public filing portals.
Month 5
Models read executive memos and detect hidden notes of distress.
Month 10
Software identifies credit risks before you even open your inbox.
Month 15
Generative agents draft your entire justification report in seconds.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single server click handles the entire agency's daily output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
400
Memos written per year
200%
Average ego inflation
negligible
Incorrect rating errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment analysis terminal.
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