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October 22, 2028
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Week 2
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Month 5
Vision models convert your Figma files directly into production-ready React code.
Month 10
Automated bots fix their own bugs and resolve dependency conflicts silently.
Month 18
A synthetic voice participates in standups to confirm the tasks are done.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human access to the repository is revoked, signaling the final deployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.5 hours
Average weekly standup duration
12
Components manually styled per day
40 percent
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