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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour manual easing curves are just math waiting to be automated away.
Motion Architect (obsessed with spring damping and opacity)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel-perfect transitions without the human friction.
splat.you▸ MOTIONFLOW ENGINE 8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
precomputes every easing curve in nanoseconds
You hand-code screen transitions and motion pipelines. A machine will render them procedurally from data structure definitions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge if a transition feels 'too aggressive' for the average human thumb.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized motion libraries begin replacing your manual transition code blocks.
Month 4
AI models predict screen flow to pre-render animations before the user touches.
Month 8
Sensor-fused motion logic eliminates your need to hand-code gesture-based physics.
Month 12
The engine auto-optimizes all UI thread calls to prevent frame drops.
Month 14 · D-Day
All your custom animations are retired in favor of universal runtime defaults.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 per hour
Manual frame tweaks
40 percent
Animation budget wasted
Infinitely scalable
Ease curve logic
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee and no internet.
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