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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTranslating Figma files into spaghetti code until the LLMs take over.
React Native Engineer (blaming Gradle for all life's problems)
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splat.you▸ CODEGEN-NEURAL-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors your legacy codebase while you sleep
You write JavaScript and TypeScript to build mobile apps for iOS and Android simultaneously using cross-platform frameworks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a native library update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate components and unit tests.
Month 4
Scripts handle all version updates and resolve conflicts in package files.
Month 8
Direct conversion from visual design tools to functional code components.
Month 12
AI manages the entire release process to app stores autonomously.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system builds its own updates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
14 per day
Average build failures
40 percent
Time spent in dependency hell
12 weekly
Hours spent arguing over styles
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium coffee bean service.
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