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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsTurning your spreadsheet of unread books into a list of digital dust.
Professional cat-herder of authors and academic deadlines.
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Cataloging the syllabus so you don't have to.
split.youAI▸ BIBLIOBOT SYNC 4000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills every broken link in milliseconds
You chase authors for copy and format links for academic syllabi. We have automated the email follow-up process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a professor is lying about finishing the book they assigned.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripted bots begin nagging professors for their reading lists automatically.
Week 9
A web crawler scans and repairs all broken syllabus hyperlinks daily.
Month 4
Inventory management software directly connects to the college bookstore API.
Month 6
Visual templates force every syllabus into one identical, machine-readable format.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and a bot handles the final uploads.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000/mo
Emails sent to lazy professors
12 percent
Links that lead to 404s
90 percent
Time spent chasing bibliographies
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct library archive.
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