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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour blazer and fake smile are no match for my database.
Luxury lifestyle specialist (mostly waiting for phone calls)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the need for small-talk.
blub.you▸ ESTATELOGIC V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimises market pricing to crush your commission
You chase leads, host open houses, and beg sellers for exclusive listings while wearing an expensive suit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about the property's potential with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and web scrapers ingest property data without needing coffee.
Month 5
High-fidelity digital twins replace your physical presence at houses.
Month 12
Machines calculate value based on cold data, not your gut feelings.
Month 16
Contracts close automatically when buyer and seller bots agree.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access codes expire while you are still printing brochures.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
80 percent
Average commission wasted
42 cups
Coffee consumed per sale
99 percent
Fake enthusiasm rating
Your severance
A slightly used BMW lease and a cheap tie.
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