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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour portfolio is just a slow spreadsheet waiting for a better algorithm.
Portfolio manager (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally visiting properties).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the landlord-tenant friction out of existence.
splat.you▸ ASSETMANAGER PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
adjusts property rents in real-time
You manage multiple bike shop leases and residential housing units across London. You juggle repairs, rent, and tenants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge if a tenant is lying about a broken sink in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated leases replace your manual paper or PDF agreements.
Month 6
Sensors in units report leaks and repairs before you hear them.
Month 15
An interface manages all disputes and complaints without your human input.
Year 2.1
Dynamic pricing bots adjust your shop and housing rents daily.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your portfolio is fully managed by our central asset algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94 percent
Tenant friction reduction
near zero
Property management overhead
milliseconds
Maintenance response time
Your severance
A digital handshake and a lifetime of passive regret.
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