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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour complex credit products are just spreadsheets that eventually break.
Spreadsheet architect for banks that need more complex debt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Designing risk products without the human doubt.
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optimises interest margins while you sleep
You interpret lending metrics and design loan products. You build the frameworks that banks use to issue debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a market trend feels wrong before the data confirms it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers pull bank metrics directly into the central model.
Month 5
Algorithms draft credit product terms based on real-time market data.
Month 10
The system submits new product filings to regulators without input.
Month 15
Loan committees are replaced by a black-box scoring API.
Month 20 · D-Day
Human analysts are formally unlinked from the product development loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000
Loan product iterations per week
0.01ms
Regulatory compliance check latency
12 percent
Human error rate in models
Your severance
One free credit score report and a cold handshake.
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