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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour Excel shortcuts are cute, but the algorithm is faster.
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Closing deals before you open your spreadsheets.
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You build complex financial models and write offering memorandums to pitch deals. The machine just does it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle smell of a desperate broker on a conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI starts pulling market comps directly from broker portals.
Month 5
Sensors and agents take over your Excel templates and macros.
Month 10
Generative models write your offering memorandums in seconds.
Month 16
The AI validates its own model output against market trends.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system finishes the deal without any human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
8 cups/day
Coffee consumption
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Model iterations
100%
Pitch deck sleep loss
Your severance
One free subscription to a blank spreadsheet program.
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