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October 12, 2028
In 2 yearsYour yield spreads are just numbers in a spreadsheet we can edit.
Master of spreadsheets, risk, and expensive lunches.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the collapse of your capital stack.
wheee!you▸ DELEVERAGER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates your entire portfolio in milliseconds
You structure complex debt deals and underwrite property assets. You manage risk by scrutinizing cap rates and loan covenants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about their exit strategy over lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull your live loan tapes into our central vault.
Month 5
Algorithms price risk without needing your gut feeling.
Month 12
Digital boards replace your human credit committee meetings.
Month 16
Smart contracts handle the funding without your signature.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are removed from the loop entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
0.01 bps
Spread precision
400x speed
Deal velocity
high
Human error rate
Your severance
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