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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour billable hour is just a calculation error waiting to happen.
Partner with a 20-page CV and no free time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your latte.
oof.youAI▸ LEGALLOGIC GAVEL-NET 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes complex multi-party closing checklists instantly
You structure complex public sector loan agreements and navigate land development regulations. We handle the paperwork for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and convince a client not to panic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Smart templates replace your standard loan facility boilerplate clauses.
Month 5
Vision models flag title defects faster than a tired associate.
Month 14
Software handles procurement discussions based on historical win rates.
Year 2.2
Digital agents manage all parties in the electronic closing portal.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your firm stops charging for the hours you no longer work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.4 seconds
Average document review time
Zero
Billable hours
None
Client lunch cost
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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