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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Excel shortcuts are cute, but the model already knows them.
Master of Excel waterfalls and corporate ego management.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
toast.youAI▸ WATERFALLENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
recalculates internal rates of return instantly
You underwrite complex real estate deals and structure capital stacks while pretending you still have time to teach.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a sponsor in the eye and sense exactly when they are lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape market data and property history automatically.
Month 5
The AI adopts your specific underwriting preferences and risk appetite.
Month 10
Vision models flag legal terms while you sleep.
Month 16
The algorithm trades terms with sponsors via secure digital channels.
Year 2 · D-Day
The fund manager stops needing your approval to sign the deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45000
Excel cells handled per sec
Zero
Negotiation empathy levels
Instant
Loan doc review speed
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