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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just glorified training data for our superior models.
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liquidates your entire portfolio in milliseconds
You spend all day modeling cash flows and running rent roll sensitivity checks to justify buying overpriced office blocks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the committee about the cap rate with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and scrapers pull property tax data directly into the fund.
Week 13
AI agent runs ten thousand interest rate scenarios while you sleep.
Month 6
LLM writes your investor updates using only the raw deal metrics.
Month 9
Optical character recognition reads every lease abstract in the folder.
Month 14 · D-Day
The investment committee officially prefers the machine's emotionless buy recommendation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
482
Spreadsheets built annually
12 Liters
Investment committee tears
44 percent
Market cycle prediction accuracy
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